Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
He has the fingertips of a God
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