did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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