I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
the condom got lost in my hair
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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