Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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Blood and glitter go together right?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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