So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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