i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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