Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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