Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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