question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Randomize
