did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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