Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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