Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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