She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
only you would photoshop your dick
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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