I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
is that a dick in a sweater?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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