This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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