whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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