physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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