don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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