So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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