my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize