did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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