i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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