There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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