it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
is that a dick in a sweater?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?