Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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