She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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So much rum. So many feels.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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