these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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