batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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