If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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