Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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