check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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