idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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