hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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