I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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