I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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