This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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