I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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