let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
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for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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