Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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