He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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