Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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