Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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