My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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