Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Everything about him screamed your future.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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