:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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