ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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