this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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