forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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