Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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