Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
