Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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