I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
i believe in u and ur pee
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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