): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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