we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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